I’ll tell you whats wrong with society. No one drinks from the skulls of their enemies anymore.


it’s so weird that people are shaming Beyonce for being sexual during her performance when literally in the speech in flawless says “We teach girls that they cannot be sexual beings in the way that boys are." Like how do you miss the point that bad

“what doesn’t kill you gives you EXP.”


also I’m not saying I keep track of who reblogs my selfies but there is a mental list of who will have power when I conquer


a disney movie where the princess meets her prince online

“If flowers can
teach themselves
how to bloom after
winter passes,
so can you.”


if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice


if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar

life hack




throw it in the ocean

what if it’s the ocean

throw it in a different ocean


How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks


So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that


time to watch anime to fill the void in my life


This needs to be in the next movie please