I’m not here to dance on Freddie Lounds’ grave if that’s what you’re getting at. 

wisepizza:

sorry i only date pokemon masters

shaky:

I’m stuck between wanting:

1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love

2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet

3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career

i-heart-bodies:

my tits may not be the roundest, my stomach not the flattest, my ass not the firmest but god dammit i am a babe.

genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

jaclcfrost:

"why are you awake at three in the morning" asks the person who is also awake at three in the morning

givemesome-funnycigarettes:

"In season 10 Dean will have an intense fling with a waitress."

sarkyfancypants:

Uuh… it’s hard to explain, it’s a burden that just appears out of nowhere and fucks you up for days. Ignoring it is not easy. It takes over you and even tends to distort your perception of reality turning it into a living nightmare. It’s awful and terrifying.

Me: *Watching Mulan* *Awesome drumbeat starts*
Me: I will not sing.
Me: I will not sing.
Me: I will n- LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.

spookyjacob:

ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend