wonderlandscorruption:

neopetsilluminati:

sometimes a lucky soul is spared 

 Oh god do not remind me of that hell

bewbin:

bombing:

time to bring harlem shake back

It never left this whole time has just been one a build up just in anticipation of the final drop

she keep me worm

2o6:

me with every dog ever

pacificrimlick:

Cosmo Sex Tip #4565345

If your partner asks you to be louder during sex, seductively say, “GUH-HYUK” in the voice of Goofy, as loud as you can.

yourspookyknightofbreath:

all the retail stores right now

huntersandangels:

I use sarcasm because flat out telling you you’re a fucking moron is considered inappropriate and is frowned upon. And I was raised better than that.

grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

say it with me now

emotional

abuse

is

still

abuse

do not fucking tell me someone with abusive parents “had it easy” just because the abuse wasn’t physical or sexual

just don’t

jellybeing:

I just tried to say “Justin timberlake” outloud but it came out as “jimber timber”

toasternudel:

logging on to tumblr on november 1stimage