sometimes a lucky soul is spared
Oh god do not remind me of that hell
me with every dog ever
Cosmo Sex Tip #4565345
If your partner asks you to be louder during sex, seductively say, “GUH-HYUK” in the voice of Goofy, as loud as you can.
tis the season
all the retail stores right now
I use sarcasm because flat out telling you you’re a fucking moron is considered inappropriate and is frowned upon. And I was raised better than that.
Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk
say it with me now
do not fucking tell me someone with abusive parents “had it easy” just because the abuse wasn’t physical or sexual
I just tried to say “Justin timberlake” outloud but it came out as “jimber timber”
logging on to tumblr on november 1st